1) Pre-order a vegetarian meal
2) When said veg meal arrives, attempt to eat portions not been doused in butter.
3) Proceed to drink lots of Chinese tea in an attempt to fill up stomach due to lack of edible food.
4) Break out Dr. McDougall's vegan Miso Ramen soup.
5) Follow up meal with vegan granola bar.
6) Take travel break in coffee shop in airport. Contemplate single-serving portion of high-fructose corn syrup provided for adding to coffee. Decide to forgo the diabetic-coma-induction-in-a-cup.
7) Maintain sense of humor and flexible attitude. Keep in mind that individual serving size packs of almonds, instant oatmeal, fruit strips, and granola bars are life savers!
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